I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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