erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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