Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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