Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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