Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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