She said her name was "party"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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