I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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