Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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