You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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