She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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