Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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