these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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