WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
my being single is dangerous.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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