Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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