Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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