My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think your dad took our porno
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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