ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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