Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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