11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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