So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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