bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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