I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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