The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
