But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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