Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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