My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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