i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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