why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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