butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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