Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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