Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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