As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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