Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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