YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
zippers are such a cool invention
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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