I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Boobs speak an international language.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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