are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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