dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
