i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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