Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
