I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
this just has baby written all over it
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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