Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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