I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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