summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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