So drunk its hurt
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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