Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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