so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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