i don't like sucking hair
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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