I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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