Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I believe in your delicious
He shit in the fireplace
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