His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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