Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
