yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
