whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
are you so shy because you have an std?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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