He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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