do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
i think im in europe. pls send help
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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