good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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