we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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